BLaugh - Senator Ted Stevens InterTube!

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Tuesday, July 18. 2006

Posted by Russell Limprecht in Humor at 17:56 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

BLaugh - Senator Ted Stevens InterTube!

To better demonstrate the theory of how information travels online, Senator Ted Stevens has teamed up with research scientists from Helsinki to develop a series of InterTubes - the world’s first Internet data floatation devices. When submerged in ethernet liquid, InterTubes will carry passengers safely across any type of digital divide. Stevens is quite proud of his invention, claiming that they took “enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material” to complete. With this new system, the young Senator hopes that your personal internets will no longer be delayed. Stevens also claims that his InterTubes will be delivered on “big trucks” in time for the 2006 holiday shopping season. Net profits are projected to be in the gigabit range - should analysts remain neutral. Next up for the Stevens development team: an Internet Cerfboard.

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