A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says
to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you
nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she
does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?," he asks again.
Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"
So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again: "Would you
let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?"
She thinks about it for a while and says "Hmmm ... $10,000, eh?, Okay, just
once then . but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there".
So they went to that alley and she takes off her blouse to reveal the most
perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and
starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them,
... but not biting.
In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or
what?"
"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much." Found on Slashjoke.
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