Know your state motto.

States in which I have owned property –

California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Nevada : Hookers and Poker!

Georgia : We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

States I have visited -

Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas : Literacy Ain't Everything.

Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Florida : Ask Us About Our Grandchildren.

Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But?The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois : Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
New Jersey : You Want A Motto? I Got Yer Motto Right here!

New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

Oklahoma : Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal

Tennessee : The Edyoocashun State

Texas : Se Hablo Ingles
Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington : We have more rain than you do
West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wyoming : Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

The rest –

Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana : We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine : We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest
New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone
North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio : At Least We're Not Michigan
Rhode Island : We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota
Vermont : Ay, Yep
Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese!

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